Important Safety Message

Remember:

Always remove roller skates before climbing up on the roof.  You could slip and fall.  And put them away where they belong.  Don't leave them lying around on the roof, because if you do you won't be able to find them next time you look for them.  It is not enough to secure yourself to the chimney with a rope around your neck.  Accidents can and will still happen even when the most well thought out precautions are taken.  In fact accidents will happen no matter what you do, so there's no sense wasting your time being careful.

Tomorrow's lesson:  Gasoline, Miracle Liquid of 1001 Uses.

Yesterday's lesson correction:  "Contrary to popular opinion, hand grenades are harmless and require no special handling..." should have read "Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend."  Hope the misprint didn't cause anyone any inconvenience.

                                      Thank you,

                                      Officer Friendly,

                                      Safety Focal,

                                      Tornado Spotter, and

                                      Bomb Toucher